BROKEMAS is the official Christmas token for the financially destroyed, emotionally stable (sometimes), and spiritually bullish. While everyone else buys expensive gifts and smiles through family dinners, we’re here hoping one pump will fix everything. BROKEMAS isn’t about wealth – it’s about coping, laughing, and pretending our empty wallets are part of the plan. If you’re broke but still believe you’ll be rich “soon,” welcome home. Merry BROKEMAS.